What the fuck?

THE FUCKING TRUTH

THERE'S SOMETHING FUCKED UP GOING ON AND IT'S HAPPENING RIGHT IN THESE FUCKING SHITTY JOURNALS. OKAY I'LL COME RIGHT OUT AND SAY IT NOW I HAD A LITTLE TO DRINK YOU FUCKING LOT OF COCKBITING HARPIES BUT NOT THAT FUCKING MUCH. JUST ENOUGH TO FINALLY OPEN MY FUCKING EYES TO THIS FUCKING WEB OF MOTHER FUCKING LIES. BONES! BONES WAS INVOLVED I'M NOT SURE HOW BUT HE WAS FUCKING INVOLVED AND SO WAS MARLENE. DREAM JOURNAL MY FUCKING ARSE! I WAS WILLING TO BELIEVE THAT SHITE THEN COS BONES TOLD ME FUCKING EVERYTHING BUT NOW I SEE HE COULDN'T FUCKING TELL ME ABOUT THIS WHAT THE FUCK EVER! THIS CULT OF COCKMUNCHERS! I DON'T FUCKING KNOW BUT I WANT TO AND I WILL. HE ASKED LIKE A FUCKING DAY BEFORE HE DIED HOW TO USE THE FIDELIUS CHARM WHILE WE WERE ON OUR FUCKING LUNCH BREAK FROM OUR FUCKING DULL AS FUCK MINISTRY JOBS. I THOUGHT IT WAS FUCKING ACADEMIC CURIOUSITY BUT I NOW SEE HOW HE WAS TRYING TO HIDE FROM SOME SICK CUNTS. MAYBE THE SAME ONES MARLENE WROTE ABOUT BEFORE SHE UP AND FUCKING DIED MAYBE THE FUCKING DEATH EATERS. THAT'S WHO KILLED THEM. WHY! WHY WERE THEY TARGETED! THEY WERE PUREBLOODED! IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH MARLENE'S FUCKING POST. I'M CONNECTING THE FUCKING DOTS IN MY HEAD. WEIRD SHITE THAT I JUST BRUSHED OFF IS NOW COMING BACK TO ME AND IT'S ALL MAKING HORRIBLE SENSE. GIDEON THE GALLANT AND BONES WHISPERING TO EACH OTHER AND THEN SHUTTING UP WHEN I CAME NEAR. THAT FUCKING AUROR. THE ONE WITH THE CURLY HAIR THAT ALL THE AURORS AND TRAINEES BITCH ABOUT MOODY. HE WAS THE ONE THAT SHOWED US BONES ANGIE AND PATSY. IT WAS FIVE IN THE FUCKING MORNING BUT MCGONAGALL WAS AT THE MORGUE. I WAS FRIENDS WITH BONES SINCE MY FIRST YEAR AND SHE NEVER SEEMED TO GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT BONES AT LEAST NOT MORE THAN ANY OF HER OTHER HUNDREDS OF STUDENTS. NOT ENOUGH TO COME DOWN FROM SCOTLAND TO SEE HIS DEAD BODY AT THE ARSECRACK OF DAWN. AND THAT FUCKING LIAR WITH THE BLEACHED HAIR WHAT A FUCKING SHITE HEAD. HE WAS AT THE FUCKING MORGUE. HE FUCKING KNEW THE AUROR. THAT BLEACHED HAIR MOTHER FUCKER DOESN'T WORK IN THE FUCKING MINISTRY I'D BE FUCKING GOBSMACKED IF HE WORKED AT FUCKING ALL. YET THE AUROR KNOWS HIM. HE KNEW MEADOWES ENOUGH TO FUCK HER. I'M SURE HE KNOWS HER FLATMATES GIDEON AND CARADOC AND HER OLD NEIGHBOUR THAT LIVED A FLOOR BELOW EDGAR FUCKING BONES. FUCKING LIARS. DON'T BOTHER WITH THE FUCKING WOOL THIS TIME COS I WON'T FUCKING BELIEVE YOU. ALL THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH IS HOT SHITE. IT FUCKING OOZES. THE FUCKING LOT OF YOU LYING COCK MUNCHING SUCKING FUCKFACES. I DON'T KNOW IF BONES WAS FORCED INTO THIS THING BUT HE WAS FUCKING MANIPULATED. SAME WITH MARLENE. I KNOW THE FUCKING CULT IS READING THIS. FUCKING BIG BROTHER. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING PUTTING THEM UP AGAINST DEATH EATERS? EDGAR HAD A FUCKING FAMILY A BABY MY GODSON PATSY. MARLENE COULDN'T HURT A FUCKING FLY. THEY WERE NOT MEANT TO FIGHT. THEY WERE GOOD PEOPLE FOR FUCK'S SAKE WASN'T THAT FUCKING ENOUGH. FUCKING LIES.
You Want A Piece Of This?

ATTN: TED!

TED!! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU? I see your journal isn't at home, so I imagine you have it with you wherever you are. Not surprising, since you've been doing nothing but reading it these last few days! Ted, talk to me! I called your workplace and Mr Milton said that you never bothered showing up or calling in today and yesterday! I said I'd understand if you wanted to take a few days off, but we really need to talk to each to other about this first. I don't want to just come home and find you gone!
Andromeda

Missing journals!

I don't really have much to say. I'm just writing in here on Amelia and Ludo's behalf because they both misplaced their journals at Edgar's service. We looked all around Golders Green because these journals are not something you want Muggles to stumble upon, but we really couldn't find them anywhere! So I thought that maybe someone that was at the service yesterday might have mistaken Amelia and Ludo's journals for theirs and taken them home.
mudbloods

Narcissa?

Narcissa, please forgive the late hour, but I need you and our cousin Regulus to come to my home in Geneva as soon as you read this. I'll tell everything to you both when you arrive, but I've no time to explain what's and why's now. Just leave your things with Mr Malfoy, we'll send for them tomorrow.
Just fuck it.

Boneses' Funeral Service

I wanted to leave an open invitation to everyone to attend the Boneses' service at the Golders Green Crematorium this Wednesday around four o'clock. I made all the arrangements and requested a non-religious service, so we'll prolly just be alone in a room with the Boneses until it's time for them to be cremated. And when I say Boneses, I mean Edgar, Angelica and Patrick. Mr and Mrs Bones are going to have their service on Thursday. The McKinnons were cremated on Monday cos they have no living relatives and they oh fuck it.

Golders Green Crematorium is at 62 Hoop Lane, London. We'll be remembering Bones so bring as much booze, crisps and pistachios as you can carry. And you know what? We'll be remembering Marlene, too. I don't know how she could see the good in everything in this shite world, but she could. ANY SHITE SAID DURING THE SERVICE WILL RESULT IN PAIN.
away from them there is a new side

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I'll be honest: I fucking hate India. There's elephant shit everywhere. And everyone smells and looks as if they were diving in it. And the women could use plucking their eyebrows.

STILL. THE SUN SHINES IN INDIA. I FEEL LIKE KICKING A SQUIB OR TORTURING A MUGGLE.


If I had to choose between staying home with mum and sometimes dad, and going on this dreadful trip with the obnoxious Malfoys, I would've chosen the trip to fucking India, because INDIA DOES WONDERS TO PEOPLE. For example, my cousin Cici, who's suddenly renewed her people skills. The same could be said about Demi, except he just lowered them, while Cici just realised she needs to have higher expectations from her friends.

Even like that! Mum and dad are here, and Sirius isn't! He's probably rotting away somewhere in Lupin's flat! And I don't care! Why? Because INDIA IS FABULOUS. I don't even care about Bones' family since she rambles on for so long that mocking it was useless!
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