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[16 Jul 1978|01:12am]

moody_alastor
Last book on the fire. Now if any of those idiots die, it'll be their sodding faults.

THE FUCKING TRUTH [14 Jul 1978|11:52pm]

tedfuckingtonks
THERE'S SOMETHING FUCKED UP GOING ON AND IT'S HAPPENING RIGHT IN THESE FUCKING SHITTY JOURNALS. OKAY I'LL COME RIGHT OUT AND SAY IT NOW I HAD A LITTLE TO DRINK YOU FUCKING LOT OF COCKBITING HARPIES BUT NOT THAT FUCKING MUCH. JUST ENOUGH TO FINALLY OPEN MY FUCKING EYES TO THIS FUCKING WEB OF MOTHER FUCKING LIES. BONES! BONES WAS INVOLVED I'M NOT SURE HOW BUT HE WAS FUCKING INVOLVED AND SO WAS MARLENE. DREAM JOURNAL MY FUCKING ARSE! I WAS WILLING TO BELIEVE THAT SHITE THEN COS BONES TOLD ME FUCKING EVERYTHING BUT NOW I SEE HE COULDN'T FUCKING TELL ME ABOUT THIS WHAT THE FUCK EVER! THIS CULT OF COCKMUNCHERS! I DON'T FUCKING KNOW BUT I WANT TO AND I WILL. HE ASKED LIKE A FUCKING DAY BEFORE HE DIED HOW TO USE THE FIDELIUS CHARM WHILE WE WERE ON OUR FUCKING LUNCH BREAK FROM OUR FUCKING DULL AS FUCK MINISTRY JOBS. I THOUGHT IT WAS FUCKING ACADEMIC CURIOUSITY BUT I NOW SEE HOW HE WAS TRYING TO HIDE FROM SOME SICK CUNTS. MAYBE THE SAME ONES MARLENE WROTE ABOUT BEFORE SHE UP AND FUCKING DIED MAYBE THE FUCKING DEATH EATERS. THAT'S WHO KILLED THEM. WHY! WHY WERE THEY TARGETED! THEY WERE PUREBLOODED! IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH MARLENE'S FUCKING POST. I'M CONNECTING THE FUCKING DOTS IN MY HEAD. WEIRD SHITE THAT I JUST BRUSHED OFF IS NOW COMING BACK TO ME AND IT'S ALL MAKING HORRIBLE SENSE. GIDEON THE GALLANT AND BONES WHISPERING TO EACH OTHER AND THEN SHUTTING UP WHEN I CAME NEAR. THAT FUCKING AUROR. THE ONE WITH THE CURLY HAIR THAT ALL THE AURORS AND TRAINEES BITCH ABOUT MOODY. HE WAS THE ONE THAT SHOWED US BONES ANGIE AND PATSY. IT WAS FIVE IN THE FUCKING MORNING BUT MCGONAGALL WAS AT THE MORGUE. I WAS FRIENDS WITH BONES SINCE MY FIRST YEAR AND SHE NEVER SEEMED TO GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT BONES AT LEAST NOT MORE THAN ANY OF HER OTHER HUNDREDS OF STUDENTS. NOT ENOUGH TO COME DOWN FROM SCOTLAND TO SEE HIS DEAD BODY AT THE ARSECRACK OF DAWN. AND THAT FUCKING LIAR WITH THE BLEACHED HAIR WHAT A FUCKING SHITE HEAD. HE WAS AT THE FUCKING MORGUE. HE FUCKING KNEW THE AUROR. THAT BLEACHED HAIR MOTHER FUCKER DOESN'T WORK IN THE FUCKING MINISTRY I'D BE FUCKING GOBSMACKED IF HE WORKED AT FUCKING ALL. YET THE AUROR KNOWS HIM. HE KNEW MEADOWES ENOUGH TO FUCK HER. I'M SURE HE KNOWS HER FLATMATES GIDEON AND CARADOC AND HER OLD NEIGHBOUR THAT LIVED A FLOOR BELOW EDGAR FUCKING BONES. FUCKING LIARS. DON'T BOTHER WITH THE FUCKING WOOL THIS TIME COS I WON'T FUCKING BELIEVE YOU. ALL THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH IS HOT SHITE. IT FUCKING OOZES. THE FUCKING LOT OF YOU LYING COCK MUNCHING SUCKING FUCKFACES. I DON'T KNOW IF BONES WAS FORCED INTO THIS THING BUT HE WAS FUCKING MANIPULATED. SAME WITH MARLENE. I KNOW THE FUCKING CULT IS READING THIS. FUCKING BIG BROTHER. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING PUTTING THEM UP AGAINST DEATH EATERS? EDGAR HAD A FUCKING FAMILY A BABY MY GODSON PATSY. MARLENE COULDN'T HURT A FUCKING FLY. THEY WERE NOT MEANT TO FIGHT. THEY WERE GOOD PEOPLE FOR FUCK'S SAKE WASN'T THAT FUCKING ENOUGH. FUCKING LIES.
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ATTN: TED! [14 Jul 1978|05:56pm]

shinyblackstar
TED!! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU? I see your journal isn't at home, so I imagine you have it with you wherever you are. Not surprising, since you've been doing nothing but reading it these last few days! Ted, talk to me! I called your workplace and Mr Milton said that you never bothered showing up or calling in today and yesterday! I said I'd understand if you wanted to take a few days off, but we really need to talk to each to other about this first. I don't want to just come home and find you gone!
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Missing journals! [13 Jul 1978|06:24pm]

shinyblackstar
I don't really have much to say. I'm just writing in here on Amelia and Ludo's behalf because they both misplaced their journals at Edgar's service. We looked all around Golders Green because these journals are not something you want Muggles to stumble upon, but we really couldn't find them anywhere! So I thought that maybe someone that was at the service yesterday might have mistaken Amelia and Ludo's journals for theirs and taken them home.
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Narcissa? [11 Jul 1978|11:16pm]

scourgify
Narcissa, please forgive the late hour, but I need you and our cousin Regulus to come to my home in Geneva as soon as you read this. I'll tell everything to you both when you arrive, but I've no time to explain what's and why's now. Just leave your things with Mr Malfoy, we'll send for them tomorrow.
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[11 Jul 1978|02:57pm]

straw_haired
[ mood | hung over ]

Meadowes, I think I grabbed the wrong pants. These are too tight and say MUMMY'S BOY on them.

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Boneses' Funeral Service [11 Jul 1978|01:24pm]

tedfuckingtonks
I wanted to leave an open invitation to everyone to attend the Boneses' service at the Golders Green Crematorium this Wednesday around four o'clock. I made all the arrangements and requested a non-religious service, so we'll prolly just be alone in a room with the Boneses until it's time for them to be cremated. And when I say Boneses, I mean Edgar, Angelica and Patrick. Mr and Mrs Bones are going to have their service on Thursday. The McKinnons were cremated on Monday cos they have no living relatives and they oh fuck it.

Golders Green Crematorium is at 62 Hoop Lane, London. We'll be remembering Bones so bring as much booze, crisps and pistachios as you can carry. And you know what? We'll be remembering Marlene, too. I don't know how she could see the good in everything in this shite world, but she could. ANY SHITE SAID DURING THE SERVICE WILL RESULT IN PAIN.
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[10 Jul 1978|08:19pm]

proud_slytherin
[ mood | chipper ]

I'll be honest: I fucking hate India. There's elephant shit everywhere. And everyone smells and looks as if they were diving in it. And the women could use plucking their eyebrows.

STILL. THE SUN SHINES IN INDIA. I FEEL LIKE KICKING A SQUIB OR TORTURING A MUGGLE.


If I had to choose between staying home with mum and sometimes dad, and going on this dreadful trip with the obnoxious Malfoys, I would've chosen the trip to fucking India, because INDIA DOES WONDERS TO PEOPLE. For example, my cousin Cici, who's suddenly renewed her people skills. The same could be said about Demi, except he just lowered them, while Cici just realised she needs to have higher expectations from her friends.

Even like that! Mum and dad are here, and Sirius isn't! He's probably rotting away somewhere in Lupin's flat! And I don't care! Why? Because INDIA IS FABULOUS. I don't even care about Bones' family since she rambles on for so long that mocking it was useless!

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i'm really sorry i haven't replied yet tot he other post but WOW [08 Jul 1978|08:28pm]

go_hufflepuff
[ mood | cold ]

OKAY. ALL RIGHT. WE'RE BACK.

UM

APPARENTLY

YEAH

OTTO GOT MARRIED YESTERDAY dad was really cross so he had to come back and i was coming back with him so uh HELLO BRITAIN?

oi this is shite

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Owl Post [09 Jun 1978|09:46am]

prewett
Owl to FabianCollapse )
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attention amelia bones! [05 Jun 1978|08:29am]

mister_bones
[ mood | nervous ]

GOOD LUCK ON
YOUR NEWTs
AMY
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OWL POST [24 May 1978|01:20pm]

go_hufflepuff
Owl to Orson BagmanCollapse )
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[24 May 1978|12:03pm]

mister_bones
Fuck fuck oh fuck Ted is bleeding to death because we were here hiding and there was a dying old man who was on the Wizengamot I liked to say hello to him sometimes he was quite nice but he was dying so I said we should stay with him and there were desks we could hide behind and then one of them came down the hall and I dove behind the desk but Ted didn't and Ted fought and TED IS MISSING A SODDING FINGER NOW HE'S GOT NO PINKY wait he's got most of his pinky but about half of it's missing and it's bleeding and disgusting. BUT Ted killed the man who was trying to kill us so now I've shoved Ted under a desk with two dead bodies and he's unconscious and I don't know what to DO.

IF ANY AURORS WOULD LIKE TO SAVE US WE'RE ON LEVEL TWO and I'm going to go into one of the offices and see if there's anything there that can help us BUT REALLY AURORS IF YOU'D LIKE TO COME ANY TIME SOON THAT'S FINE BY ME REALLY FINE.
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[24 May 1978|10:23am]

mister_bones
TONKS

Going to stay calm. Promise. Okay.

I just came back from the loo. Where we were just talking. I come back in. Into the cubicles. Office. Where I work. And

TONKS THEY'RE ALL FUCKING DEAD ANNE, SHEILA, DAISY, CRAIG, HERBERT, PHIL, EDWARD, JOHN, AND THAT NEW BOY THEY'RE ALL FUCKING DEAD TONKS WHAT THE FUCK.

DORCAS PREWETT ANYONE ELSE WHO'S IN HERE A LITTLE HELP OR EXPLANATION WOULD BE NICE THANKS.
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ATTENTION MCKINNON [22 Apr 1978|06:27am]

go_hufflepuff
[ mood | awake ]

OI TIME TO WAKE UP PRACTICE IS ON LIKE RIGHT NOW WE NEED TO GET MORE PRACTICE FOR THE NEW KEEPER C'MON C'MON C'MON MOVE IT!!!!!

IF YOU ARE NOT DOWNSTAIRS IN THREE MINUTES I WILL DO SOMETHING LIKE WAKE UP YOUR WHOLE DORMITORY. I MEAN IT!!

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Career Meetings. [16 Apr 1978|11:35pm]

headofhouse
Attn. all 5th years and 7th years;


Each of the above students is required to meet with their head of house for a Career Meeting this week. For fifth years, this is to discuss what N.E.W.T classes you intend to take in your remaining years at Hogwarts and which will most benefit your future. For seventh years this is your final check in before you leave school and an intent to decipher what you plan to persue after your education.

Fifth Years will meet with their heads of house on Tuesday at 7 o'clock.

Seventh Years will meet with their heads of house Thursday at 7 o'clock as well.

Your meetings will commence in alphabetical order and should last no longer than ten minutes- unless you have a terimally long record of violations that could bar you from a sucessful career.

These meetings are required, and failure to appear at the proper time will result in Mr. Filch escorting you to yourhead of house's office- and an immediate detention thereafter if you were supposed to report to me.

Sincerely,
Professor M. McGonagall, Deputy Headmistress.
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ATTENTION CURRENT HOGWARTS SEVENTH YEARS [15 Apr 1978|12:38am]

moody_alastor
I'm contractually obliged to share this bit of information with wizards and witches seventeen years of age and older.

Auror applications are due May 1st. You must be seventeen years of age to apply. Applicants who do not have at least five NEWTs in any given subject (Defence Against the Dark Arts, Transfiguration, and Charms being three subjects in which an E or O is REQUIRED) will not be considered. Applicants with the required paperwork filled and the minimum number of NEWTs will be contacted in mid-July for physical examinations and psychological evaluations. Those accepted begin their eighteen-month training session Monday the 28th of August at 8 o'clock in the morning.

My name is Alastor Moody, and I can be reached by owl at the Ministry of Magic's Office of Magical Law Enforcement, Level Two.
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[06 Apr 1978|05:40pm]

dailyprophet

Three Dark Marks spotted last night in Surrey


Apparition Ban not working as planned


6 April 1978

Dark Marks lingered in the morning sky above three homes in Surrey today. The MLE had not released any of the victims' names yet, but that did not stop mourners from gathering around the blockades the MLE set up; some heckled the officers and others wished them well. One of the well-wishers was late Juventas Lufkin's grandson Paisley Moonjava, who spoke to us at the Daily Prophet, "It's gutting to have someone taken away in such a cruel, unnatural manner. I came over here after a friend of mine in the area Fire Called me, and we've been chanting to try and soothe all the bad vibes in the air. Unfortunately, the only chant I know all the way through is a prayer to the love goddess Rati to cure impotency, but I believe that despite its literally meaning it can also heal the emotional wounds caused by these senseless slayings. And, if a fellow chanter happens to have some trouble with impotency, well, then, I guess that's blessing two birds with one lotus!"

Some other wizards and witches in the crowd, however, did not share Moonjava's optimism. "I've been getting up two hours earlier since this ruddy ban was put into action, and I'm still late for work most days. I held a cut up garden hose yesterday for about twenty minutes before I realised it wasn't a Portkey, so I got all my Muggle neighbours thinking I've lost my mind. Then, on top of all that, I had to stand bail for my son six times already and the fine is almost as outrageous as the ban itself. I just don't see how this waste is benefiting anyone," Eustace Pokeby, 49, Warwickshire, said of the Apparition ban.

Alacazar van den Hoogen, an MLE spokeswizard, met the press this afternoon about the effectiveness of the Apparition ban and what measures the MLE was taking to prevent another Death Eater attack. "When the Apparition ban was put into effect, we unfortunately overestimated the amount of co-operation we would receive from the citizens. Most have been nothing short of terrific during these hard times, but there are sadly some selfish people that are compelled to break this law that was created for their benefit just because they feel it's an inconvenience to them in the short-run. We never anticipated having to use most our trained Aurors to regulate traffic and catch these small-time perpetrators, who care for nothing but themselves."

After that, van den Hoogen was asked about how the Aurors felt about their new duties, "Not thrilled, I assure you. They are being kept from doing their jobs because some people don't want to bother with the Portkey system that we toiled over to make as simple to use as we possibly could. But we can't please everyone, and I doubt we'll ever be able to convince that small group of ban breakers to stop and think of how their selfishness affects us all."

Before he left the podium, van den Hoogen addressed the circulating rumours of the Ministry starting a new department, "We have been seriously considering the idea of starting a new department dedicated to monitoring Apparition traffic, but I can say no more on the matter at this stage."

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owl post [24 Mar 1978|11:17am]

moody_alastor
Owl to Alice PearsonCollapse )
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[21 Mar 1978|11:28am]

dailyprophet

Ministry Approves Total Appariton Ban


Ban to go into effect next Monday


21 March 1978

The wizarding population of England reacted violently to the abduction and murder of twenty-two confirmed wizards from around the country, as reported last week right here in the Prophet. Over the weekend, nearly two hundred protesters gathered outside the houses of well known Ministry officials, a large percentage of them outside the house of Bartemius Crouch, head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement.

"We are here," shouted Paisley Moonjava, grandson of one of the victims of last week's massacre, in an impassioned speech, "to mourn those lost souls!" After the roar of the crowd died down, he lead the crowd in a moving chant of healing learned from his time in India.

Protesters did not sit in vain, however, as near dusk, an assistant of Bartemius Crouch came out with an announcement which he was able to make after the crowd finished throwing edible projectiles at his person. "Wizards, witches, you are proof that the people have a voice in what happens in our world," read the assistant from a written statement. "We are pleased to announce to you the people first, a proposal to stop these senseless killings." He went on to talk about a total ban on Apparating within England, with propositions being made to the Ministers of Magic in Scotland and Ireland to better protect the United Kingdom as a whole.

The ban was approved yesterday when the Wizengamot came in session, and mailings are being prepared at press time, expected to be owled to every wizard and witch in the country aged 16 and over on Wednesday. The Daily Prophet here has the basic outline of this ban and how it will affect the average wizard, but it is not complete and the official Ministry mailing should be consulted as soon as possible.

How the Apparition ban will work is this: less than fifty special licenses have been created, allowing only the highest government officials and senior Aurors to still have the right to Apparate. The rest of the country is expected to make due through an elaborate system of Portkeys. Within Wednesday's mailing will be a map of the hundreds of Portkeys being set up to transport users from one place to another. This makes it possible for anyone to go anywhere with only the touch of a few objects. Aurors at the Ministry will be monitoring all registered wands in the country and are instructed to arrest anyone who is found to be performing a now illegal Apparition.

"I think it's a ridiculous waste of time, energy, and effort," senior Auror Alastor Moody is being quoted as saying this morning, though it would be good to point out that it took him, the Auror in charge of finding the missing people, four days to find the seventeen bodies after being clued in to the location by a modest, humble sheep farmer.

Men like Mr Moody may doubt but there is no denying the enthusiasm for safety that the youth of England is showing towards these new measures. "The ban rules!" shouted a young man known only as 'Ice Box' after the statement was read on Sunday night, and we at the Daily Prophet can only say this after those moving words: we concur.

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